YouTube Clip of the Day

Top of the morning to you, bust it babies of crunkland! Thanks for all the emails and concerned comments. The other site is almost out if the wig crypt but until it can escape 100 percent I will stick to what I know best. YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON KIZZY!

Here's a little something to set the mood right for today. Little Richard + James Brown on 'The Wheel of Fortune.'



Fuck A Domain

This just hasn't been my week. First I get a cd stuck in my car's cd player now all of this server / hosting bullshit with crunktastical.net. I should have stayed my happy ass on on Blogger until all the kinks we worked out but noooo. Oh well, you live and you learn.

I don't even have the energy to say anything remotely funny about Plies and his finger lickin' good bust it baby. Heaven I need a hug and a nap.


Three The Hard Way

Teyana Taylor, Estelle, and Kid Sister [love that name for obvious 80's baby reasons] visited TRL as apart of Spankin' New Music Week. Be sure to show these three ladies some loves by hitting up their individual MySpace profiles for more music and information.

Why Must I Sigh?

Sometimes I just want Ty Ty Baby to go away but then I wouldn't be able to fully enjoy Rich's ANTM posts. The clip above is from last night's season premiere episode where Tyra talks about her inner struggle or some shit. Here's what Michael K from Dlisted had to say about this mess:

Last night on "America's Next Top Model" the girls participated in a photo shoot with homeless girls and were asked to portray their inner struggle while wearing fancy clothes. Tyra Banks understands what it's like to be homeless, because she was homeless for a day once on her talk show. She really fucking said that. I can't wait for this season! Every photo shoot will somehow be "near and dear" to Tyra's heart aka she will find ways to cross-promote her talk show and make things about her. I'm expecting the "Kiss My Fat Ass" photo shoot and the "Burn Your Uncomfortable Bra" photo shoot.



Gosh I Hope Not

Word on the curb is that Re-Up Rowland make pose for the pages of Playboy sometime in the near future. I hope this is just another net rumor, because if its fact then I really give up on Kizzy. There has got to be a clause somewhere in her contract with the wig crypt that specifically says that she can't do shit like this. Didn't Farrah get kicked out of Destiny's Child for posing for some pimp's book cover or something? She better keep it quiet before Papa Joe 2.0 can stop her.


Doin' What She Does Best

So you say Chris Brown and Rihanna are the new Jay-Z and Bust It Creole, eh? Hmmm . . .

I already have told ya'll that its all about Fantasia and Young Dro around these parts! Their love looks like it will stand the tests of time, I'm sure. Dro is shouting out his boo left and right on his new mixtape, I Am Legend. ["No Fantasia ain't pregnant! Stay out our bidness!"] Now that's love!

But I digress.

Rihanna is back to airing her vajayjay out on stage, enjoy.

She Got That Nasty Woman's Disease

Or at least I hope not. The AP sez:

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious disease, the hospital's press office said Tuesday.

A publicist for the 37-year-old British supermodel confirmed Campbell was treated at a hospital and had a small cyst removed. There were no other details.

"Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital ... to have a small cyst removed," her publicist, Jeff Raymond, said in a statement. "Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her."

Campbell, a frequent visitor to Brazil, celebrated Carnival earlier this month in the northeastern city of Salvador. She was hospitalized Sunday in Sao Paulo's Sirio Libanes Hospital.

She is under the care of David Uip, a specialist in infectious diseases, and gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti, the hospital said in a statement.

"The patient and her advisers have determined that the hospital's medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her medical condition," the hospital statement said. [source]

Get well soon Nay Nay! The world needs your Blackberry tossing tantrums.

The New Video Is Bananas

Remember that crazy ass video Ashanti released a couple of weeks ago for her single "The Way That I Love You" ? Well, turns out that was a leaked, unofficial version. Or at least that's what her record label wants us to believe! I'm not drinking one sip of that kool-aid. If you ask me, they probably put that mess out there themselves just to see what type of feedback the public would give and turned around and made changes where they saw necessary.

But at the end of the day this is ASHANTI we are talking about! I mean really. Anyway, the singer said the inspiration behind the video is the television show 'Snapped' that airs on the Oxygen Network. OMG! Makes sense now. Bananas, yo! Check it out under after the jump.


Solange Will Make Your Dreams Come True

Wanna work in the new pimped out dungeon of the wig crypt? Well here's your chance!

I was checking in with my splendiferous love muffin Love B. Scott when I peeped his post about Solange holding auditions for singers, bands and individual band members to become members of her band, Hadley Street Dreams.

You know Baby Daniel is going to be down there in a tight black t-shirt like Simon Cowell to help his Mama weed out the haves and the have-nots. If you plan on getting down with Solo it is a must that you know how to shake your money maker. 'Cause nobody has the time to give you private lessons on shaking your chico stick, thanks.

WHEN: Thursday, March 6, 2008 from 12:00PM thru 6:00PM. Audition sign up will end promptly at 3:00PM.

WHERE: SIR Studios

6465 West Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90028


Impossible Is Nothing

Judging by the look on her face, Cheri Dennis was as shocked as the rest of the party goers at her album release party that the big day had finally come. I'm going to go out and buy 5 copies, so she never has to resort to selling ass or slave one more day in Diddy's toothpick crypt ever again.



Happy People, Yeah Yeah [1]

Kanye, Alexis, and Vivica hit up Robert Cavalli Party in Paris. No hate here, everybody looks good. With Paris fashion week in full swing, expect to see more familiar celebrity faces checking out their favorite designers. I wonder if Lil' Boosie and Webbie have their passports yet.

[1] Somebody mentioned that song yesterday in the comment box and its been stuck in my head every since. So this is how R.Kelly's voodoo works, eh?

Quick Quotes

"There’s not one person on this planet that could ever say they’ve seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man. I keep a stable [of women]."

- - Johnaynay denies being Donkey's secret midnight snack

He don't believe you, you need more people. Outside of your stable of broads of course.

"I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill's false spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the real truth."

- - Tracey Edmonds responds to Jonny Gill's recent radio comments

[Thanks Cheryl]


Arnold Got His Swagger Back!

Gary Coleman and his old lady Shannon made a trip to the Today Show to talk about their beautiful union. I still can't believe dude married somebody the same age as me but then again this is Gary-fuckin-Coleman we're talking about. Say something nice, kids.


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