I'm so happy to report that Naima is America's Next Top Model. Hooray! I'm so glad that that bitch Kenyah (or however the hell she spells it) didn't win the contest. "You don't understand because you're not black" has got to be the dumbest statement I've heard come out of someone's mouth in a very long time. I think she's well on her way to become an Omarosa-type anyway. Besides, you don't actually have to win the show to become a "next top model". I've seen a couple of girls from last season in various print ads after the show was completed. Don't let Tyra and her evil fivehead derail your dreams! Long live the cam hams of the world we know as models!

Ma, the only problem that we have now is removing those nasty Ashanti circa 2002 sideburns. Please don't fuck up and become the unoffical spokeswoman for Nads.

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