Hill Harper, Nia Long and Sanaa Lathan recently attended a fundraiser for presidential candidate Barack Obama in Hollywood. It's nice to see celebs finally partying for a purpose. In related Obama love news, the always exciting Halle Berry was spotted in Beverly Hills last week rocking a shirt in support for the White House hopeful.

Fresh Out The Pokey

Eve and Janice Combs' get high partner, THE Jamie Foster Brown (just kiddin' . . . I think) in Miami

Eve didn't let her early morning Maserati mash-up in Hollywood dampen her spirits for too long. I know this may big a long shot but I really hope that she didn't crash her car on purpose. It's better than shooting yourself in the arm, ahem Cam'ron, but still.


Performing at Radio One Spring Fest // With Frankenberry and the King of White Girls (his words, not mine) at G Fest party

Guaranteed Fresh

pictures via Sandra Rose

Monica responds to readers' comments: My child is not a thug! [Cake & Ice Cream]

Would you let Mama Tina give you a makeover? [Concrete Loop]

Bring the T-Pain [VH-1 Blog]

Tigger please! [Juicy News]

Ray J celebrates his career in porn, a nation yawns [Bossip]

Notable quotable from Vernon Winfrey [BV Entertainment Wire]

Who Would You Let Hit It?

Trick Daddy & D-Roc

I made the mistake of looking at this picture for 15 seconds too long and my ovaries disintegrated into a pillar of salt. Help.

Michael Jordan & Nicole Murphy In Cabo

Michael Jordan and Nicole Murphy were photographed having fun together at Squid Roe in Cabo San Lucas. Judging from his outfit and atmosphere it looks like this picture was snapped on the same night as this. Onlookers say Nicole danced around while MJ watched on with a smile. New couple alert? Doubt it but what do I know. Let the kids have fun.

Gotcha Ass!

The suspect in the mugging last month of a 101-year-old woman with a walker was arrested on Friday on drug charges. Jack Rhodes, 44, had been wanted for questioning in the vicious attack - captured on a surveillance tape that outraged New Yorkers - and another robbery of an 85-year-old woman. [Watch] Rhodes is suspected of punching and robbing a woman on Dec. 30, 2006, at 7:30 a.m. in Jamaica - a robbery eerily similar to the ones committed on March 4 in Queens on two senior citizens.

Not only should the judge put his ass under the jail for what he did to Tweety bird's grandmother, but he should also slap on a few extra years to his sentence for showing up to court looking like he just finished performing fellatio in exchange for a couple of cheeseburgers. Shame shame shame!


Shaved Vagina

There was no shortage of drop dead sexy men at Radio One Spring Fest concert in Miami but Jim Jones had the game on lock. Although his mouth looks like puckering vajayjay lips, he actually took time out of his hectic schedule to wipe off in the sink. That's my boy!


Sound Off: Barack The Magic Negro

It almost seems as if conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is daring activists to call for his dismissal with last month’s release of a comedy bit entitled "U Da Real Negro Al, Screw Obama."

In the video clip, available to subscribers to his site, Rev. Al Sharpton is depicted questioning the leadership skills of Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, reports Diversity.inc. (source)

Do you find Limbaugh's parody to be funny or offensive?

[Thanks Lili]


4.27 Random Flicks

Jennifer Lopez, Skeletor and Ciara at Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party

Alicia Keys, Bono and Iman at the "We Are Together" film premiere

Kerry Washington, Dame Dash, Rachel Roy and Tracey Edmonds at the 2nd Annual Chanel Dinnner

YouTube Clip of the Day

Karsh has more goodies for folks such as myself who enjoy tangy entertainment. Peep what he had to say about today's video:

I swear, I can't make this shit up. Lately, I've been getting these Youtube videos from dudes who I guess read the instruction manuals to their DV cams and decided they were going to make a video with lame lyrics and a sample track from Fruity Loops to gain some modicum of Internet fame.

This video is described as the following by Aron Prince, "The Gay Diva": "Gay music video about a lonely brother being ignored by shady queens. LOL".

Yeah...*sigh* Enjoy!

Here's a little taste for those of you who don't have speakers at your desk.

Yeah I got a degree from NYU / Believe it or not I'll talk to you / Even if you have a GED / To be your lover I'd agree / Instead of an arrogant college grad / I'd gladly give you a chance / You're so crazy and you keep it real / Uh oh here comes the Man of Steel... Bark for me now, bark for me now!

Star Tracks: Whitney Houston ('cause Ray J isn't a celebrity no matter what his mother says)

Nippy enjoyed dinner with Ray J and a small entourage at the Crustacean restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday evening. They all arrived around 5:45pm and closed the place by 11:30pm. Whitney shared drinks with several of her crew while watching the Lakers play against the Suns. Dinner came to a close after the game ended.

Quick Quotes

"...But my experience in no way justifies what I said. Looking back now, I can see how those comments could be viewed as offensive, especially to those who have suffered their own personal tragedies or to those who put their lives on the line to protect our citizens from crime. Please understand that I was expressing my own personal frustration at my own personal circumstances. I in no way was intending to be malicious or harmful. I apologize deeply for this error in judgment." -- Cam'ron Issues Statement Concerning 60 Minutes Appearance

"I've always gotten along with girls better because I was raised by women. I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women...I think that's why guys didn't like me -- because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them." --Sanjaya Understands Women

". . . At no time in my life has a sex tape been made on me...My mission is about uplifting people especially kids [Negro please - - Fresh], 'The American Dream'. I wouldn't be surprised if more lies and scandal came out because my album is about to be released." -- Mike Jones Denies Sex Tape

"That fool want to act f**ked up with Britney, act weird about her kids, we'll chase his ass up out this city!" -- Suge Knight Picks Fight With K-Fed-Alike


Livin' It Up

This is what happens when you don't have a PLAN B. Effing for tracks can only get you so far. That statement applies mainly to you, Jeffrey. I'm pretty sure Seven Areola or whatever his name is had your sweet ass bent over in the studio during the time Muder Inc was "banging" out all of those annoying singles.

Trina and Ja Rule should consider going on a chitlin' circuit tour together. It's not like they are doing anything else constructive with their time. The only problem with that is the tour bus (a 1997 Dodge mini van) probably wouldn't make it past Little Haiti.

This is all of Ja's fault! They would've been all set if he didn't cut his hair. I'm sure some type of deal could've been worked out with Duke but nooooo, he wanted to switch up his look once he got wind of our insults.

Studio gangstas don't die they get chubby and move to Miami, pfft.


Grown & Sexy

Earth, Wind and Fire At American Idol Gives Back Show

Fellas you may want to cuff your broad when these boys are in the building. You turn your head, she winks her eye . . you know the end of that story.

The U.S. Department of Energy predicts the national average gas price to peak at $2.87 a gallon. And there is only one man to blame for this.

Verdine White

That's why I've come up with a plan to put a few extra dollars back in my pocket. I can't give all the details away but let's just say it involves some light kidnapping, a roll of Bounty, a bottle of extra virgin olive oil and a bucket.

[Thanks Quicks]


Publicity Whore, Much?

Ty Ty Baby was all smiles when returned to the Brooklyn Dinner earlier today to pay her an outstanding lunch tab. She who was accused of walking out yesterday, claiming that Russell Simmons had said that he had picked up the check and that it was all taken care of.

For that reason she thought it was ok to leave the restaurant, but little did she know they both had walking out without paying at all. Thursday afternoon Tyra called for a photo-op and invited in the media to watch her re-pay the bill and leave a $100 tip to her waiter and gave him a hug.

Due to the whole Don Imus controversy I've been a little reluctant (not really but it sounds nice) in calling one of my fellow African Queens a derogatory name. It is with tremendous pleasure I say the following: HOE SIT DOWN.


You're Beautiful, Its True

People magazine will release their annual dry-ass list of the "100 Most Beautiful People" tomorrow. Its basically the same momofukus that have made the list before with a couple of new faces sprinkled in the mix. I'm not impressed but I never am.

I have a long list of lovely people that I feel should've made the cut but here are my top picks. Who would you nominate?

The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

The artist simply known as Gaymonn

And one for the road. MJB is not pleased.

[Thanks LatinStar]

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Rihanna Feat. Chicken George - "Umbrella"

Rihanna's new video for "Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-a" debut today on her Def Jam website. I must say that I hated the song the first couple of times I heard it but it has grown on me. Sorta like a fungus.

Just don't sing it out loud while you walk down the street grooving with your iPod. You will look like a plum idiot.


Eve Busted For DUI

TMZ has learned that rapperista-actress Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard.

Eve (real name: Eve Jeffers) was driving in Hollywood around 2:45 am this morning when her car hit the center divider, totaling the front of the car. TMZ was on the scene, and observed that after cops arrived, they placed her in handcuffs, and she was "visibly upset" as they led her into a squad car. We've learned that there were two people in the car with Eve at the time.

The multiplatinum-selling Grammy-winner starred with Vin Diesel in "XXX" and had her own self-titled sitcom on the UPN. (source)

Way to fucking go Fido.



No Thanks Mr. Jones

There are certain people in this world who are cut out to be porn stars. There are certain people in this world who are not cut out to be porn stars. Plain and simple.

Mike Jones is not one of those people.

I'm not 100 percent sure if it is really him or not. I'll let you be the judge on that one. Honestly, my pupils got dilated all of the sudden after the first 45 seconds. I had to put on a pair of Musiq's stunna shades and pull down the bamboo curtains in my office to keep the sunlight out. I'm not trying to put my optical health in jeopardy again.

Jesus be a bottle of KY Warming Liquid around me.


Reading Rainbow

Check out Ice-T conjuring up new ways to exploit Coco. Stand by your man girl.

Your cousins were in full swing last night at the launch party for Uncle Russell's new book, Do You.

Melyssa Ford; Vanessa Minillo; Ne-Yo & Regina King; Russell Simmons & Guest

Gary Foster, Tocarra Jones, Mike Kyser and Serena Williams

YouTube Clip of the Day

I'm not sure if this man is touched by a special education angel or under the influence of some rancid Jesus juice but his soul stirring rendition of "Amazing Grace" made me break out my prayer handkerchief. I had to wipe the tears from my eyes around the 2:08 mark.

Bless his heart for trying. He still sounds better than Keyshia Cole.

[Thanks HUDiva]


Beyaki has withdrawn the deluxe edition of her latest album after British singer Des'ree launched a lawsuit. Des'ree claims that she never obtained proper clearance to use her song "Kissing You", and ignored copyright rules when she recorded the track as "Still In Love (Kissing You)" for the deluxe edition.

Now before you crazies lace up your Nikes and hold a mass sucide Heaven's Gate style, you will be happy to know that she her commercial for Samsung is here.


I'm Just Sayin' . . .

Serena Williams announcing "Vicks Sinus Send-Off" national sweepstakes

You can say what you want about Sir Enna being a mess but I bet you won't run up on her talking that nonsense. After she gives her fists of fury a rest and walks away, you would have to deal with Papa Williams gnawing on your kneecap like it was a chew toy. You don't want none.

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